Azure the New Bacon™ because Azure takes only the benefits of the crispy/chewy treat and leaves behind all of the unhealthy traits. For example, just like real bacon, Azure can be broken into smaller bits! Spread Azure around your enterprise like bacon bits over a salad. Only using what you need when you need it.
Just as bacon makes everything taste better, wrapping Azure around infrastructure or development projects makes them better too!
Everyone knows that when you fry bacon it shrinks to a bookmark. Azure helps shrink things too! Azure shrinks power consumption, capital expenditures, management overhead and floor space in your datacenter.
One of our favorite things about bacon is the many flavors it comes in. Same with Azure! You can choose PaaS (Platform as a Service), SaaS (Software as a Service) and IaaS (Infrastructure as a Service). You can even mix those together to create your own Azure Flavor!
Azure will help you move faster not slower like bacon. Consuming too much bacon will cause weight gain, upset stomachs and heart issues. Although we cannot promise that Azure will help you lose weight, be more attractive or sing on key, we can promise that it is not greasy.
Everyone wants a Bacon T-Shirt! While supplies last you can get your very own Azure is the New Bacon™ shirt by clicking the button below. Wear it with pride and hear all your friends talk about how cool you are.
As a trusted advisor, we can help you come up with a solution that meets your needs with Raving Fan Service that will make your Azure Cloud experience a positive one!